Monday, May 11, 2009

New Crime-fighting Duo Takes World by Surprise

BREAKING NEWS: One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been spotted around the town with Superman!! Criminals everywhere are in a panic. We'll keep you updated as this story unfolds...

UPDATE: We're finding out now that Superman and the Ninja Turtle may have attended preschool together for two years when they were younger. It seems they formed a close friendship, and this may be what led to their decision to join forces. One can only imagine what this crime-fighting pair will be able to accomplish. The world is definitely in safe hands.

We're being told that as early as last Tuesday, the pair was seen accompanying a woman and small child to the chiropractor. We're unclear what the threat was at this time, but we're privileged to have exclusive documentation of the sighting.

jared

It's being rumored that the pair is actually Jared and his dear friend, Katin (Kay-tin), masquerading as a Ninja Turtle and Superman, but the rumor is unconfirmed at this time.

This is Leah, reporting from Laughing Leah Loves Lilies. We'll be sure to update you if there are further breaks in this story.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Good Monday Morning! Just spreading some belated Mother's Day cheer through the Blogoverse.

Hilarious news update, I don't feel at all threatened with this crime fighting duo in action.

Cindy Lou Who said...

Very cute and funny! You did a great job with it. I hope they save me from crime!

Betsy Hart said...

LOL! And was the chiropractor impressed to have such a group at his office??

Kaci said...

I'm so scared! :) LOL!