Not anymore!!

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Emily who wasn't all that fond of getting dirty. One of her very first days of preschool, at not quite 3.5 years old, Emily ended up getting some dirt on her dress. She cried and wanted a change of clothes and it was an ISSUE. The teacher was overly apologetic at the time Emily's mom was picking her up, and it can only be assumed they thought Emily's mom had threatened Emily within an inch of her life if she got dirty or something (based on Emily's over-drama about the incident).

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Emily who wasn't all that fond of getting dirty. NOT ANYMORE!