Jared says...

With my camera currently BROKEN, you'll have to suffer through photoless posts, unless I go through the photo archives and dig up some favorites (a definate possibility in the very near future). If my camera weren't BROKEN, I'd have taken a picture to share with you of Connor's knees, with three seperate scrapes on each knee (he looks like we beat him!). Or I might have taken a picture of Connor with his head stuck through the potty seat (the one that sits on the big toilet). Or I might have taken a picture of Connor sitting in my basket of folded laundry, happily tossing it out all over the floor. But my camera is BROKEN (have I mentioned yet that the camera is BROKEN??? Because it is.). Or I might have taken pictures of Emily in her recital outfit that we just got Friday night. If my camera weren't BROKEN, I'd have been set for a few days with good blog posts.

That being said, I've been keeping some notes on more funny things Jared has said. I'd intended to gather a few more before posting, but I'm in need of something to post. So here's what I have:

1)
Jared: "We're hanging out, right dad?"
Dan: "Are we HANGING out, or hanging OUT?" (ever the comedian)
Jared: "We're hanging out. Like monkies. But not."

2)
while getting ready to watch Bambi with the kids the other night, Jared pipes up, "This is about a deer that talks." I'm sure that's exactly what the creators of Bambi were hoping people get out of the movie...

3)
While out running errands with his grandpa (my FIL), Jared was being really well-behaved and helpful, and my FIL told him, "Jared, you are such a good boy, I'd take you anywhere with me." Jared was quick to reply, "How about McDonalds?"

4)
While preparing some french toast (following a recipe from the cookbook Deceptively Delicious where you use some carrot puree in the egg mixture), Jared spotted me and said, "I don't like those ones." I informed him that he'd eaten THREE the last time I made them and he liked them then. He said, "I didn't see what they were last time!" (but wait, there's MORE!). So then as he's eating them, complaining about them tasting bad, I say, "Jared, you can't even taste the carrot in there, if you hadn't seen me add them in, you'd never even know!" Jared said, "Yes I would, I have really sensitive eyes."